Spencer Crittenden
The Game Master
Series SeasonSeason 0 episodes2016
HarmonQuest
Specials
A fantasy comedy adventure series that melds live action comedians riffing on a stage in front of a live studio audience with animated forays into a fantasy adventure role playing game. The intrepid comedians, Dan Harmon, Jeff Davis, and Erin McGathy, along with a rotating special guest member, gather around a kitchen table and attempt to play the game and fail in hilarious fashion, to the chagrin of their adjudicator-referee- Game Master Spencer Crittenden.
Episodes
Each episode has its own detail page.
Episode 13 min2016-11-01
Rules
The group gets mixed up over whether Jeff/Boneweevil can confirm the information Erin/Beur gave when she entered the scene. Dan inquires whether someone can enter a scene and make something up without it being established.
Episode 24 min2016-11-01
The Wrestling Match
The Village Chief challenges the group to a celebratory wrestling match. Boneweevil and Teflonto tag team against the Chief. Fondue wrestles his inner demons in the main event. Jeff takes a walk in the void.
Episode 34 min2016-11-01
The Test Game
Paul explains his experience with fantasy role playing. Spencer gives him a test game, where Paul finds himself in a small room, and has to find his way out.
Episode 41 min2016-11-01
The Backstories
Dan is amused by Spencer's method by which he told Dan of his character's backstory. He says he'd like Spencer to deliver all his bad news. The group jokes about what examples of bad news Spencer would give.
Episode 54 min2016-11-01
Looking for Tunnels
The group searches for a way to get through the cave into the mine. Deepok Chopra's feud with the Dwarf ghosts comes into play. Fondue finds out that women have the best perception, Beur and Deepok explain how they scan, Fondue gets impatient.
Episode 61 min2016-11-01
Boneweevil Has Evasion
Boneweevil taunts at the Dwarf Ghosts, who in turn try to attack him with pick axes. Boneweevil has evasion, and is one-step ahead of their attack.
Episode 72 min2016-11-01
Kevin McCallister
Entering the cave, Deepk Chopra explains her backstory and how she became a monk. She reveals that she was not talking to anyone else in time at the time of the attack; the "Kevin McCallister" of Dwarven Monks.
Episode 82 min2016-11-01
Boneweevil Farts on Beur
Beur crawls through the tunnel, warning Boneweevil not to fart on her. Boneweevil farts into the tunnel, thinking that it's Fondue. Beur is reminded of her father. Jeff gets his Harmon universes mixed up.
Episode 92 min2016-11-01
Steve's Cardboard Box Test Game
Spencer gives Steve Agee a tutorial in which he finds himself in a large cardboard box, filled with a mysteriously salty fluid. Steve finds a way to exit the box, and reveals he killed JFK.
Episode 103 min2016-11-01
Getting into The Union House
Fondue distracts the guard, Knave, creating a diversion for Boneweevil to enter the Union House. Boneweevil tries to get information out of the bartender, who gives Boneweevil a hard time.
Episode 112 min2016-11-01
Orc Penis
Fondue wants to draw a penis on the guard's forehead. Beur asks questions about what an Orc penis looks like. Fondue goes into great detail, in order to hit on Beur.
Episode 122 min2016-11-01
Poop and Pee Smugglers
As they group asks Rib Sanchez about his backstory, Boneweevil gets a little too close. Fondue tries to figure out whether the sailors are for the crown or against the crown. Beur wonders whether they are poop and pee smugglers. Rib Sanchez is pro-environment, but also makes drugs out of the excrement.
Episode 132 min2016-11-01
Rib's Backstory and Racism
Rib reveals that he grew up in a place where everything was hard, so he smuggles soft things back to his land and get rich. Fondue tries to relate, but Rib reveals he is slightly racist against Orcs. Beur is amused by Rib's racist jokes against Orcs. Fondue tries to keep calm.
Episode 141 min2016-11-01
More Orc Racism
In attempting to fish, Fondue stumbles his words, causing Beur to go off on another racist joke against Orcs. Rib joins in on the fun. Fondue fails to keep his cool.
Episode 155 min2016-11-01
Toilet Talk
The group finds themselves in a prison cell, where a voice reveals another prisoner; a gnome named Hawaiian Coffee. Fondue finds a toilet, but Hawaiian Coffee warns him to stay away. She explains how she got arrested and her clothing, before revealing she is magic and can transfigure anything.
Episode 163 min2016-11-01
Fondue Gets Upset
The group argue over their next move. Fondue wants to hide the guards' bodies to hide the evidence, but Beur, Boneweevil and Hawaiian Coffee question his judgement. Beur punches Fondue in the face to calm him down, which does not work. Hawaiian Coffee ignores Fondue's rant. Boneweevil tries to keep the peace. Fondue moves the guards' bodies out of stubbornness.
Episode 172 min2016-11-01
Guard's Mother
In attempt to cause a distraction for an escape, Hawaiian Coffee assumes the shape of one of the Guard's mother. She insists the guard needs to leave and help his brother.
Episode 181 min2016-11-01
Cheetos
Jeff mistakenly eats a cheeto, John warns him not to touch his eyes for five days.
Episode 191 min2016-11-01
Renaming the Desert
Fondue wants to rename the "Sandman Desert." He has a brief conversation with the Sun.
Episode 202 min2016-11-01
John's Backstory
John Hodgman gives his backstory with role-playing games. Dan relates and jokes about his career being based on bullying his nerdier, younger self.
Episode 212 min2016-11-01
John's Test Game
In a test game, John finds himself in a public restroom with an overflowing toilet. John goes through a "large man sized door," which is the size of a large man, in order to escape.
Episode 221 min2016-11-01
Do You Own the Trees?
Fondue tries to swing through the trees. Beur chides him as a copycat, Dan wonders whether she thinks she owns the trees, singing a song as an copyright-free parody of the Pocahontas song.
Episode 233 min2016-11-01
Thomas' Test Game
Spencer walks Thomas through a test scenario, where he finds himself in a hallway filled with statues. Thomas uses his tote bag to swap the weight of the golden statue, gaining access to the exit. Thomas, being an avid role-player, rolls dice to simulate whether he would have passed the test; he does not.
Episode 242 min2016-11-01
Heroes
Boneweevil deduces from their tests that they are all heroes in their own way. As Dildo is about to corroborate Boneweevil's revelation, he has a brief stroke. Coming to, and brushing it off as something that happens all the time, Beur comforts him like a small baby.
Episode 253 min2016-11-01
Labyrinth
Dan establishes how much Erin loves the movie Labyrinth, and can easily answer the riddle in which they are asked. Jeff and Spencer both heard the riddle from other sources. Boneweevil successfully explains how to solve the riddle. Fondue and Beur warn Boneweevil of the perils of choosing "down," as it happened in Labyrinth. Thomas and Jeff mimick the talking hands from the movie.
Episode 262 min2016-11-01
Dildo's Outfit
Dildo welcomes the group to his campfire, and explains his backstory. Boneweevil questions Dildo's intentions, Dildo tries to pull Boneweevil's leg. Dildo explains his outfit to the group.
Episode 272 min2016-11-01
Once You Go Goblin
Boneweevil gives Eddie a hand job, Eddie praises it as better than Fondue's. Boneweevil attempts to make a pun about Goblins, Beur masturbates and cries in the corner. Praising Bonweevil's hand job again, Eddie insults Fondue's ability and his absent father.
Episode 281 min2016-11-01
Box of Socks
After finding Master Sage in a box, Boneweevil opens a series of boxes - one is full of rocks, one has another box, which is full of socks. Eddie warns Boneweevil not to touch the socks, as he's had a lot of alone time over the years.
Episode 291 min2016-11-01
Fondue's Song
Fondue sings a public-domain song about looking for a key.
Episode 303 min2016-11-01
Eddie's Life Story
Eddie is forced at knife-point to expand on his life story. He explains that his friends are all dead, because previous adventurers had killed them in attempt to gain entrance to the temple. Because of this, Eddie has a suicidal outlook on life, but is bound by his contract not to kill himself. Fondue explains the wonders of the outside world; parades, parties, juice, etc. Boneweevil asks Eddie if he's ever had sex before, Fondue gets the hint and asks the team to leave the room.
Episode 313 min2016-11-01
Synax!
Fondue announces he wants to do something cool during his next turn. James Dean attacks one of the cultists - a thin, grey old man. The group feels bad about hurting the old man. When it's finally Fondue's turn, he proclaims: "SYNAX! NOW YOU DIE!" Erin is disappointed. Fondue tries some cool one-liners to yell at Synax before he attacks the cultist.
Episode 321 min2016-11-01
Homophonic Joke
Beur says she doesn't need "your gaze," which sounded homophobic, Fondue apologizes to James Dean. Spencer explains it was a "homophonic" joke. Dan invites the audience to stay tuned for a spirited wordplay discussion.
Episode 333 min2016-11-01
The Orange Potion and The Holy Blast
Beur uses her orange potion, not knowing what it does. The potion makes Vortheon fly into the air. He counter attacks by magically ripping out Beur's blood into a large spike, which hits Boneweevil. James Dean saves the day by using her much-awaited Holy Blast, to the excitement of her compatriots.
Episode 342 min2016-11-01
Jeff Davis
After Beur takes some damage in a battle, Synax fires a bolt of energy at Jeff Davis, who is randomly in the room. Jeff makes some small talk with the heroes, then leaves. Fondue and Beur note the french novel Jeff was holding, and both agree he's not a poser.
Episode 352 min2016-11-01
Fondue's Parents
Chadge is eager to rebuild his relationship with Fondue. He asks about Fondue's mother, Fondue tells him the grim tale of her eventually slapping herself to death because she was alone.
Episode 362 min2016-11-01
Tedder's Speech
Boneweevil and Fondue inspire Tedder Spice to rally the people into defending the village. Various villagers speak up in support of the Chief and his hair. A little boy tells a sad story
Episode 372 min2016-11-01
Fondue's Flashback
While building the cage around the village, Fondue hangs from the monkey bars as Chadge works. Fondue recalls a similar childhood memory in which he was swinging from monkey bars, but his father was nowhere to be seen. Chadge disappears into the void. Back in the present, Chadge gives Fondue words of support, while Fondue hopes the Manticore can't get through twigs.
Episode 382 min2016-11-01
Invoices
The group tries to barter with the old Chief to pay off Chadge's debt. Chadge insists he can't allow this to happen. Fondue tries to get their priorities straight before worrying about "invoices." Fondue gets emotional and insists his father owes him. Chadge tries to make it up to him by offering him a painting.
Episode 3925 min2017-03-13
Live at SXSW 2017
No episode overview available.
Episode 4025 min2017-11-17
HarmonQuest Panel from NY Comic Con
Hosted by Travis McElroy
Episode 4125 min2017-11-28
Behind The Scenes At Starburns Castle
No episode overview available.
Episode 422 min2017-12-01
Gillian’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer doesn’t trust the Audio Guys and teaches Gillian how to play Pathfinder.
Episode 431 min2017-12-01
Mallory, You Do Love Fashion
The gang reminisces about things that didn’t happen.
Episode 442 min2017-12-01
High in Protein
Boneweevil and Charles Fight some Verches.
Episode 451 min2017-12-01
The B-Bad Boys
The gang finds that their reputation precedes them.
Episode 462 min2017-12-01
Beur’s Rage Issues
Beur recalls her spotted past as a rage-a-holic.
Episode 472 min2017-12-01
Rory’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer teaches Rory how to play Pathfinder.
Episode 481 min2017-12-01
Let’s Quest
The gang tries to get to the bottom of saying let’s quest to kick off the episode.
Episode 493 min2017-12-01
Rory jumps the gun
The gang tries to remember what happened last episode, and Rory tries to show up early.
Episode 502 min2017-12-01
Where’s the Cauldron?
The gang finds the flower they were questing for, but realizes they left their cauldron in the swamp.
Episode 511 min2017-12-01
A Witch’s Reckoning
Krandrelarius tries to get the gang to stay and hang out.
Episode 521 min2017-12-01
Boneweevil’s Absence
Boneweevil and Fondue have a heart to heart about their time apart.
Episode 531 min2017-12-01
Beauflecks Sings
The gang chats with Beauflecks, who sings a Draconic Shower Song.
Episode 544 min2017-12-01
The Friendship Bracelet
The gang argues and a season-long completely cut runner is born.
Episode 551 min2017-12-01
Broken Bracelet
Boneweevil tries to strangle a demon with the friendship bracelet, and it breaks, obviously.
Episode 562 min2017-12-01
A Strong Finish
Spencer can’t come up with a cliffhanger.
Episode 572 min2017-12-01
Paul’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer teaches Paul how to play Pathfinder and looks so fat in that shirt jeez.
Episode 581 min2017-12-05
Bonebreak Village
The gang discovers that they kinda killed all of the people in Bonebreak Village.
Episode 591 min2017-12-01
Expanded Handshake
The Tooth Beast teaches the gang a new handshake.
Episode 603 min2017-12-01
Scents O’Dyne’s Secret
Beur wants to know the secret to the Tooth Beast’s happiness.
Episode 613 min2017-12-01
Mortal Hands
The gang knows the secret to defeating the Caretaker of the Abyss, but doesn’t understand the ramifications of that knowledge.
Episode 622 min2017-12-01
Patton’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Patton already knows how to play Pathfinder but these make good extra content.
Episode 632 min2017-12-01
The Tell-Tale Tea
Boneweevil is suspicious of Sandpole’s tea, made by his grandma Adam Sandler.
Episode 642 min2017-12-01
Tea Party Paranoia
The gang is still suspicious of the tea and investigates Sandpole’s house.
Episode 652 min2017-12-01
Tea Party Trustfall
Boneweevil makes a noble and time-consuming show of drinking the tea to demonstrate trust while a demon sword slaughters civilians.
Episode 663 min2017-12-01
Expanded Demon Fight
The gang fights the sword demon. Hilarity ensues.
Episode 671 min2017-12-01
Harmonquest Post Show
Dan and friends talk break down the play by play of the show that just happened.
Episode 683 min2017-12-01
Janet’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer teaches Janet how to play Pathfinder; Janet eats her leg.
Episode 691 min2017-12-01
Fondue’s Friendship
Beur talks to Sedona about Fondue and Boneweevil’s strained friendship.
Episode 701 min2017-12-01
Expanded Manifest
The gang chats with The Manifest and puts on pants.
Episode 713 min2017-12-01
Gremlin Generator
Fondue creates a Gremlin.
Episode 721 min2017-12-01
Saving Sedona
The gang rounds out the fight with that weird doppelgänger thing.
Episode 731 min2017-12-01
Jason’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer teaches Jason how to play Pathfinder but kinda peters out at the end.
Episode 743 min2017-12-01
Expanded City Guards
The gang is confounded by and attempts to murder the City Guards.
Episode 753 min2017-12-01
My Name’s Gribble Grabble
The gang meets Gribble Grabble, the plucky young beggar boy.
Episode 761 min2017-12-01
Not that Kind of Minor Magic
Dan and friends become the first webseries to get letters.
Episode 771 min2017-12-01
Not Cool, Man
Fondue tries to put a knife up Grabble Gribble’s butt.
Episode 781 min2017-12-01
Elizabeth’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer teaches Elizabeth how to play Pathfinder.
Episode 791 min2017-12-01
Expanded Treasure Cart
The gang tries to find cool treasure.
Episode 801 min2017-12-01
That’s a MONOLITH
The gang tries to comprehend the true nature of the Keystone Obelisk.
Episode 811 min2017-12-01
Expanded Obelisk
The gang tries to destroy the magical core of the Keystone Obelisk.
Episode 821 min2017-12-01
Fiddling While Rome Burns
Fondue commits to a musical episode as the gang escapes from a crumbling ruin.
Episode 833 min2017-12-01
I Don’t Mean to Burst Your Bubble
The gang gets trapped under the dome and tries in vain to get out.
Episode 844 min2017-12-01
A Non-Euclidean Room
The gang encounters a highly mystical and non-euclidean room full of mirrors and magic that was meant to be animated but got cut for time.
Episode 851 min2017-12-01
Mirror, Mirror
Beur wrestles with an alternate reality version of herself.
Episode 863 min2017-12-01
Expanded Sexuality
Boneweevil realizes he’s bi.
Episode 872 min2017-12-01
Kumail’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Kumail already knows how to play Pathfinder but it’s classic bonus content.
Episode 882 min2017-12-01
Eddie’s Robot
Eddie Lizzard discusses his ascent to fame and fortune and shows off his robot.
Episode 892 min2017-12-01
Expanded Boss Fight
The gang makes a few attacks and some quips.
Episode 904 min2017-12-01
Clunky Castle Combat
The gang tries to do cool attacks for the animators, Beur attempts to land a final blow.
Episode 912 min2017-12-01
A Most Violent Voltron
The gang tries to end the show with an ultimate attack, but luck is not on their side.
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