'Win a Date With Laura' Winner, Virtual Sex Machine, and Chimp Karate

Tonight is finally the night we show you what happened on the ""Win a Date With Laura Swisher"" date. We also show you the newest technology in self-sex machines. Coincidence? I think not. I'm not sure how it happened, but it was a marketing coup for the makers of the Virtual Sex Machine. How many people are going to get all riled up watching the date and need an outlet? Probably at least three. And if there was any payola, I can tell you this: None of it made it to the Web team. So watch out for typos and broken links, suckers.