Clones, Duct Tape Devotees and a Truckload of Sass

At the very least, duct tape and clones share 'Unscrewed' in common. But, I dare say, the bond goes deeper. I mean, you use duct tape to pull things together, to make them whole, to make them one. Clones are identical, they are the same. They too, are one. Cloning and duct tape both have a devoted series of followers who say that, when properly applied,can solve the problems of mankind. Both camps of devotees are loons, but at least the duct tape people can take a joke.