Klingon Linguist, Role-Playing Games, and an Old Stripper

Sometimes it's ladies night. Other times it's free bobblehead night. Tonight it's geek night. Geek night rocks. It's time to let the hair out of the ponytail, grab a beer, and breathe a sigh of relief. The bullies don't know you're here and your parents are asleep. Just relax and pull out the polyhedral dice, the Klingon dictionary, and a compendium of the ships of the Federation, because tonight's show is for you.