Martin Gets Sloshed, Paranormal Investigator Loyd Auerbach, Get Laid Online

Tonight's show is destined to get a little out of control. In fact, we'll be surprised if Martin can make it through the entire episode. On the show, we'll be testing those personal breathalyzers you can buy at the drugstore. And Martin figures the best way to test these devices is to drink throughout the show. (Yeah, it does sound like an excuse to drink while working.) However, there's a method to this madness. We want to make sure those over-the-counter devices are accurate, so we invited CHP officer Christian Oliver to compare the professional breathalyzers the CHP uses with the store-bought ones. Regardless of what happens, we guarantee that Martin will have his way with a fifth of Wild Turkey.