Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Beard-Growing Contest, Porn Tip

You know what this world needs more of? Conspiracy theories and hairy women. Lucky for you, we at ""Unscrewed"" are here to help. On tonight's show you can enjoy the musical stylings of Ernie on acid. (Yes, ""that"" Ernie.) You can hear Jim Marrs' theories on who's really running the world, and you can watch the surprisingly hairless Laura Swisher enter her very first beard-growing contest. All this, plus an informative Porn Tip and yet another gorgeous Girl Gone Wired. Now that's entertainment!