Season 7

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Episodes

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Episode 130 min1982-10-06

Sorry, Wrong Lips

Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.

Episode 230 min1982-10-13

Do You Take . . . ?

Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

Episode 330 min1982-10-20

The Secret of Mel's Diner

There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.

Episode 430 min1982-10-27

Alice at the Palace

Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

Episode 530 min1982-11-03

Joel Grey Saves the Day

Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""

Episode 630 min1982-11-10

Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving

Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.

Episode 730 min1983-01-09

Carrie on the Rebound

Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.

Episode 830 min1983-01-16

Jolene's Brother Jonas

Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

Episode 930 min1983-02-28

Alice Sees the Light

Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.

Episode 1030 min1983-03-07

Vera the Virtuoso

Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

Episode 1130 min1983-03-14

Alice Faces the Music

The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.

Episode 1230 min1983-03-21

Tommy, the Jailbird

Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

Episode 1330 min1983-03-28

Jolene and the Night Watchman

Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

Episode 1430 min1983-04-11

Mel's Dream Car

Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

Episode 1530 min1983-04-17

Come Back Little Sharples

Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.

Episode 1630 min1983-04-24

Vera, the Torch

Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

Episode 1730 min1983-05-01

The Grass is Always Greener

In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.

Episode 1830 min1983-05-15