Redneck Summer Games

With everyone in England fired up about hosting the 2012 Olympics, the family decides to get in the Summer Games spirit. They decide to host some summer games of their own ... Redneck style. It's the perfect backdrop for their first party, so they invite all the neighbors, acquaintances, and strangers that they can find. The family brings it big with "redneck-ized" events like keg rolling, redneck rafting (canoeing down a homemade slip and slide), and a sheep patty shot put. Complete with a show-stopping opening ceremony, starring a torch-carrying Tommy in a Union jack / American flag unitard ...