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The New Adventures of Old Christine

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Bahamian Rhapsody (2)
Episode 12009-09-23

Bahamian Rhapsody (2)

Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richard and New Christine's wedding ceremony.

Burning Love
Episode 22009-09-30

Burning Love

A trip with Barb to retrieve some of Richard's things sees Matthew worry that New Christine isn't letting out her feelings over the wedding fiasco. Meanwhile, Christine and Richard meet up with some of their friends from college and are shocked to see how badly they've aged.

The Mole
Episode 330 min2009-10-07

The Mole

Old Christine finds a suspicious mole on her left breast, and overreacts, thinking shes dying. Meanwhile, Richard tries to negotiate with New Christine regarding their house.

For Love or Money
Episode 42009-10-14

For Love or Money

An aggressive divorce attorney is hired by Christine after being convinced that Barb owes her alimony.

Dr. Little Man
Episode 52009-10-21

Dr. Little Man

Christine starts seeing a therapist who's Matthew's mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a professional or romantic relationship. Richard and New Christine have trouble adapting to living under the same roof.

The Curious Case of Britney B.
Episode 62009-11-04

The Curious Case of Britney B.

When Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, Christine believes that she is popular by association and has finally surpassed the Meanie Moms. Meanwhile, Matthew and Richard find an apartment that they want to rent together. Unfortunately, they will have to find a way to evict an old lady that lives there before they can move in.

Nuts
Episode 72009-11-11

Nuts

Max decides it's time to tell Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard for her, which includes relationships, and he points out that is the reason he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Episode 82009-11-18

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richard's friend) continues trying to woo Chrisine.

I Love Woo, I Hate You
Episode 930 min2009-11-25

I Love Woo, I Hate You

Barb, afraid that a marriage proposal is iminent, asks Christine to run interference on her next date with Dave; Richard realizes he must try to woo New Christine if he wants her back.

Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
Episode 102009-12-09

Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

Christine discovers that Ritchie has become a bully at school and attempts to change his behaviour by changing her own ways.

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Episode 112009-12-16

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.

A Whale of a Tale
Episode 1230 min2010-01-13

A Whale of a Tale

Christine tells her therapist, Max, that she is in love with him, but his reaction is not quite what she is expecting.

Truth or Dare
Episode 1330 min2010-01-20

Truth or Dare

Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.

A Family Unfair
Episode 142010-02-10

A Family Unfair

Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her after becoming envious of Richard and New Christine's happiness in planning for theirs.

Sweet Charity
Episode 152010-03-03

Sweet Charity

When the gym suddenly begins to become profitable, Christine and Barb find themselves coming into a lot of money. Barb decides to give to charity, and Christine must make the tough decision between splurging on a designer dress or following Barb's lead.

Subway, Somehow
Episode 162010-03-10

Subway, Somehow

In an attempt to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school administration to let them take the subway on a field trip, but she ends up being stranded at the station when the trains leaves without her.

Up in the Airport
Episode 172010-04-07

Up in the Airport

Christine realizes that Ritchie has never been on a real family vacation, so she plans a trip to Florida, with disastrous results.

Revenge Makeover
Episode 182010-04-14

Revenge Makeover

Richard is secretly planning an impromptu wedding for him and New Christine, so to help him out, Christine drags a very cranky and pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon while he puts the plan together.

I Love What You Do for Me
Episode 1930 min2010-04-21

I Love What You Do for Me

When Christine is told that her five-year car lease is up, she realizes that her life hasn't evolved during that time the way she'd hoped and decides to make some major life changes, with a little help from her boyfriend, Max. Meanwhile, Matthew seeks a roommate to replace Richard.

Scream
Episode 2030 min2010-05-05

Scream

Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.

Get Smarter
Episode 212010-05-12

Get Smarter

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a "surprise" engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a "surprising" decision.

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