Season 2

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Episodes

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Episode 12011-04-27

Me Love You Decent Amount of Time

An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws many of Svetlana's clients away. While Svetlana fights back, her gay friend Jared investigates Vlad to determine his true sexual orientation.

Episode 22011-05-04

Narnia

After Eddie frames Svetlana for Phil's murder, she faces "five to life" in prison—and has trouble readjusting to civilian life after she's paroled. (Note: This episode ends with a music video entitled "Hos Before Bros," featuring music by Keith Atkins and lyrics by Kyle Perzanoski.)

Episode 32011-05-11

Water-Board Certified

Vlad is abducted by government officials and waterboarded while Svetlana tries to get rid of a negligible amount of belly weight gain.

Episode 42011-05-18

Amerimorphation

Svetlana pretends to be an all-American in order to become part of a documentary on American entrepreneurs.

Episode 52011-05-25

Corkage Fee

Svetlana turns to a plastic surgeon after her previous breast augmentation suffers a rupture. Meanwhile, Vlad makes a disastrous attempt at male prostitution. (Note: This episode features Iris Bahr in a secondary role as Sandy, a snide receptionist.)

Episode 62011-06-01

Mom! Dad!

Liam's disapproving parents threaten to ruin her wedding to Marina, which Svetlana is busy trying to organize.

Episode 72011-06-08

Milking It

When Natasha expresses a desire to adopt a baby, Svetlana calls in a favor and arranges to have a Haitian infant delivered to the house. However, when Tomas arrives, he isn't exactly what Svetlana was anticipating.

Episode 82011-06-15

Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part 1 "Cookies and Cream"

While taking out the trash, Vlad meets a pretty neighbor, Phoebe (Wendi McLendon-Covey), and immediately dumps Svetlana for her.

Episode 92011-06-22

Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part II "URF"

Svetlana, in despair, marries Vivek, an Indian man, and is trying everything to become a good housewife. Meanwhile, Vlad finds it harder and harder to cope with his new girlfriend's nymphomaniacal tendencies.

Episode 102011-06-29