Season 3

The third season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two-thousand years in the past with a fast-talking computer that loves knock-knock jokes. What could possibly go wrong?

Episodes

Each episode has its own detail page.

Episode 18 min2004-10-12

Best Laid Plans

In the first episode of season 3, the Reds and Blues find themselves scattered across the universe as they attempt to hunt down evil mastermind O'Malley.

Episode 27 min2004-10-24

Visiting Old Friends

Sarge and Caboose try to escape from a bizarre battle between two groups of unknown Red and Blue soldiers.

Episode 36 min2004-11-08

Let's Get Together

O'Malley sets his evil plans in motion, while the Reds and Blues debate their next move.

Episode 46 min2004-11-09

You're The Bomb, Yo

Church and Grif get used to life on the inside, while Simmons and Donut attempt to reprogram the teleporters.

Episode 510 min2004-11-10

Make Your Time

The Reds and Blues must work together to stop O'Malley and disable the ten megaton bomb inside Church's body.

Episode 63 min2004-11-21

We Must Rebuild

Grif and Simmons try to make sense of their new futuristic surroundings, while Caboose helps Donut with an important discovery.

Episode 75 min2004-12-06

New Toys

Sarge and Donut attempt to fix the Warthog while O'Malley and Lopez inspect their new home.

Episode 84 min2004-12-16

The Greatest Episode Ever

(Episode 45.9) Available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest of the production crew had been out of town. This episode continues or replaces the events of episode 45, though is non-canon, and features paper cutouts as characters while portraying Simmons as a hero.

Episode 96 min2004-12-17

We're Being Watched

O'Malley and Lopez receive an unexpected visitor, and the Reds intercept a transmission from an old adversary.

Episode 105 min2005-01-17

It's A Biological Fact

The Reds and Blues meet up with Tex and plot ways to infiltrate O'Malley's compound.

Episode 116 min2005-01-23

Heavy Metal

Sarge and Tex lead an offensive against O’Malley, with Caboose doing some heavy lifting.

Episode 127 min2005-02-14

Roaming Charges

Church seeks help from an ancient computer, while the Reds search for the missing head of Lopez.

Episode 1316 min2005-03-01

Silver Linings

The computer completes the teleporter and reveals its name to be Gary. Church teleports back to Blood Gulch shortly before the series begins. Another Church runs in and tells Gary to teleport him to Sidewinder instead, because he "screwed everything up." On Blood Gulch Church finds that he either has no effect, or causes the previous events by his presence.