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Rules of Engagement

Season 3

The third season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered as a mid-season entry on March 2, 2009 and concluded on May 18, 2009. It consists of 13 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season at 9:30 pm in the United States.

Episodes
Each episode has its own detail page.
Russell's Secret
Episode 121 min2009-03-02

Russell's Secret

Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.

Voluntary Commitment
Episode 221 min2009-03-09

Voluntary Commitment

Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.

Jeff's New Friend
Episode 321 min2009-03-16

Jeff's New Friend

Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.

Dad's Visit
Episode 421 min2009-03-23

Dad's Visit

Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.

Lyin' King
Episode 521 min2009-03-30

Lyin' King

Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.

Poaching Timmy
Episode 621 min2009-04-13

Poaching Timmy

When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.

Old Timer's Day
Episode 721 min2009-04-20

Old Timer's Day

After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.

Twice
Episode 821 min2009-04-27

Twice

Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.

The Challenge
Episode 921 min2009-05-04

The Challenge

Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.

Family Style
Episode 1021 min2009-05-11

Family Style

Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.

May Divorce Be with You
Episode 1121 min2009-05-13

May Divorce Be with You

Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people.

House Money
Episode 1221 min2009-05-18

House Money

Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.

Sex Toy Story
Episode 1321 min2009-05-18

Sex Toy Story

After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.

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