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Hospital staff members are bemused by the discovery that Victor's subconscious, having been saturated with old television programs, has begun transmuting the input and spewing out original images and comedy skits, using the television hooked to his life-support system as a channel to project the disturbed workings of his mind. The BBC nurse takes a fancy to Victor after inspecting his curvy X-rays, and he receives a visit from the National Elf Service. Overcome once again by the need to lash out, Victor's alter ego places a call to the Monopolies Commission.