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Roseanne Conner
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Roseanne
Season 3
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Episode 123 min1990-09-18
The Test
Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
Episode 223 min1990-09-25
Friends and Relatives
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
Episode 323 min1990-10-02
Like, a Virgin
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
Episode 423 min1990-10-09
Like, a New Job
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
Episode 523 min1990-10-16
Goodbye, Mr. Right
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
Episode 623 min1990-10-23
Becky, Beds and Boys
Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
Episode 723 min1990-10-30
Trick or Treat
Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
Episode 823 min1990-11-06
PMS, I Love You
Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
Episode 923 min1990-11-13
Bird is the Word
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
Episode 1023 min1990-11-27
Dream Lover
Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
Episode 1123 min1990-12-04
Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
Episode 1223 min1990-12-18
Confessions
An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
Episode 1323 min1991-01-08
The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
Episode 1423 min1991-01-15
The Wedding
Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
Episode 1523 min1991-01-22
Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
Episode 1623 min1991-02-05
Home-Ec
Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
Episode 1723 min1991-02-12
Valentine's Day
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
Episode 1823 min1991-02-19
Communicable Theater
Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
Episode 1923 min1991-02-26
Vegas Interruptus
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
Episode 2023 min1991-03-12
Her Boyfriend's Back
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.
Episode 2123 min1991-03-26
Troubles with the Rubbles
The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
Episode 2223 min1991-04-02
Second Time Around
Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
Episode 2323 min1991-04-30
Dances with Darlene
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
Episode 2423 min1991-05-07
Scenes from a Barbecue
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
Episode 2523 min1991-05-14
The Pied Piper of Lanford
Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.