Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Series SeasonSeason 9 episodes2011
Two and a Half Men
Season 9
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.
Episodes
Each episode has its own detail page.
Episode 121 min2011-09-19
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
Episode 221 min2011-09-26
People Who Love Peepholes
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
Episode 320 min2011-10-03
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Episode 421 min2011-10-10
Nine Magic Fingers
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Episode 520 min2011-10-17
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
Episode 621 min2011-10-24
The Squat and Hover
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
Episode 719 min2011-10-31
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
Episode 821 min2011-11-07
Thank You for the Intercourse
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
Episode 921 min2011-11-14
Frodo's Headshots
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
Episode 1021 min2011-11-21
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
Episode 1120 min2011-12-05
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
Episode 1221 min2011-12-12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Episode 1320 min2012-01-02
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
Episode 1420 min2012-01-16
A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
Episode 1521 min2012-02-06
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Episode 1620 min2012-02-13
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
Episode 1719 min2012-02-20
Not in My Mouth!
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
Episode 1821 min2012-02-27
The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
Episode 1921 min2012-03-19
Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Episode 2021 min2012-04-09
Grandma's Pie
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
Episode 2121 min2012-04-16
Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
Episode 2221 min2012-04-30
Why We Gave Up Women
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
Episode 2321 min2012-05-07
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
Episode 2421 min2012-05-14
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.