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Two and a Half Men

Season 12

In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

Episodes
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The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Episode 121 min2014-10-30

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Episode 221 min2014-11-06

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

Glamping in a Yurt
Episode 321 min2014-11-13

Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Episode 421 min2014-11-20

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Episode 521 min2014-11-27

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

Alan Shot a Little Girl
Episode 621 min2014-12-04

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Episode 721 min2014-12-11

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Episode 821 min2014-12-18

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Episode 921 min2015-01-08

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

Here I Come, Pants!
Episode 1021 min2015-01-15

Here I Come, Pants!

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

For Whom the Booty Calls
Episode 1121 min2015-01-22

For Whom the Booty Calls

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Episode 1221 min2015-01-29

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

Boompa Loved His Hookers
Episode 1321 min2015-02-05

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Episode 1421 min2015-02-12

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

Of Course He's Dead (1)
Episode 1518 min2015-02-19

Of Course He's Dead (1)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

Of Course He's Dead (2)
Episode 1621 min2015-02-19

Of Course He's Dead (2)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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