Elaine Carroll
Mary-Kate / Ashley
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Series SeasonSeason 1 episodes2010
Very Mary-Kate
Season 1
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Episodes
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Episode 11 min2010-01-31
Moving Out
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
Episode 21 min2010-01-31
Moving Day
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
Episode 32 min2010-01-31
Bodyguard
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
Episode 42 min2010-01-31
Baby
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
Episode 52 min2010-02-08
Baby Daddy
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
Episode 62 min2010-03-01
Depressed
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
Episode 72 min2010-03-01
Hangover
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
Episode 82 min2010-03-01
Fight
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
Episode 92 min2010-03-13
Philip Seymour Hoffman
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
Episode 101 min2010-04-04
Cat
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
Episode 112 min2010-04-04
Back to School
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
Episode 121 min2010-04-11
Extension
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
Episode 131 min2010-04-11
Paper
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
Episode 141 min2010-04-18
Crush
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
Episode 152 min2010-04-18
Ashleyguard
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
Episode 162 min2010-04-26
Nightmare
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
Episode 172 min2010-04-29
Zac Efron
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
Episode 182 min2010-05-03
Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
Episode 192 min2010-05-03
Gun
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?