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The Dick Van Dyke Show

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Episode 125 min1963-09-25

That's My Boy???

Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.

Episode 225 min1963-10-02

The Masterpiece

Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.

Episode 326 min1963-10-09

Laura's Little Lie

Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.

Episode 425 min1963-10-16

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.

Episode 524 min1963-10-23

All About Eavesdropping

Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.

Episode 626 min1963-10-30

Too Many Stars

Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.

Episode 725 min1963-11-06

Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!

Episode 825 min1963-11-13

Uncle George

Rob’s Uncle George comes to visit in search of a wife.

Episode 926 min1963-11-20

Big Max Calvada

A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.

Episode 1025 min1963-11-27

The Ballad of the Betty Lou

The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - Van_Dyke_r@hotmail.com

Episode 1125 min1963-12-04

Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.

Episode 1225 min1963-12-11

The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

Rob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.

Episode 1325 min1963-12-18

The Alan Brady Show Presents

The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

Episode 1425 min1964-01-01

The Third One from the Left

Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

Episode 1525 min1964-01-08

My Husband is the Best One

Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.

Episode 1625 min1964-01-15

The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!

Episode 1725 min1964-01-22

The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.

Episode 1824 min1964-01-29

A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

Episode 1925 min1964-02-05

Happy Birthday and Too Many More

Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!

Episode 2025 min1964-02-12

The Brave and the Backache

Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.

Episode 2125 min1964-02-19

The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth

Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.

Episode 2225 min1964-02-26

My Part-Time Wife

Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

Episode 2325 min1964-03-04

Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.

Episode 2425 min1964-03-11

How to Spank a Star

Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

Episode 2525 min1964-03-18

The Plots Thicken

The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

Episode 2625 min1964-03-25

Scratch My Car and Die

Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.