Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Series SeasonSeason 3 episodes2001
Family Guy
Season 3
In this hilarious third season, the Griffin family faces all-new dilemmas, including Brian's unintentional foray into directing porn, Stewie's rants on national TV, Meg's date with a nudist and Lois' Yuletide insanity. Meanwhile, Peter is surprised to discover Lois was once a groupie, and his son, Chris, is more "endowed" than he is.
Episodes
Each episode has its own detail page.
Episode 123 min2001-07-11
The Thin White Line (1)
Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
Episode 223 min2001-07-18
Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
Episode 323 min2001-07-25
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
Episode 423 min2001-08-01
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
Episode 523 min2001-08-08
And the Wiener Is...
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
Episode 623 min2001-08-15
Death Lives
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
Episode 723 min2001-08-22
Lethal Weapons
New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
Episode 823 min2001-08-29
The Kiss Seen Around the World
Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
Episode 923 min2001-09-05
Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
Episode 1023 min2001-09-19
Fish Out of Water
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
Episode 1123 min2001-10-08
Emission Impossible
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
Episode 1223 min2001-11-15
To Love and Die in Dixie
The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
Episode 1323 min2001-11-29
Screwed the Pooch
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
Episode 1423 min2001-12-06
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.
Episode 1523 min2001-12-20
Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.
Episode 1623 min2001-12-21
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.
Episode 1723 min2002-01-17
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
Episode 1823 min2002-01-24
From Method to Madness
Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
Episode 1923 min2002-01-31
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
Episode 2023 min2002-02-07
Road to Europe
Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
Episode 2123 min2002-02-14
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."
Episode 2223 min2004-12-10
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.