Sarah Jessica Parker
Patty Greene
Series SeasonSeason 1 episodes1982
Square Pegs
Season 1
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Episodes
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Episode 130 min1982-09-27
Pilot
Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.
Episode 230 min1982-10-04
A Cafeteria Line
The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.
Episode 330 min1982-10-11
Pac Man Fever
Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.
Episode 430 min1982-10-18
Square Pigskins
Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.
Episode 530 min1982-11-01
Halloween XII
An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.
Episode 630 min1982-11-08
A Simple Attachment
Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.
Episode 730 min1982-11-15
Weemaweegate
Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.
Episode 830 min1982-11-22
Open 24 Hours
Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.
Episode 930 min1982-11-29
Muffy's Bat Mitzvah
When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.
Episode 1030 min1982-12-13
Hardly Working
Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)
Episode 1130 min1982-12-20
A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
Episode 1230 min1982-12-20
A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
Episode 1330 min1982-12-27
It's All How You See Things
Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.
Episode 1430 min1983-01-10
Merry Pranksters
To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.
Episode 1530 min1983-01-24
It's Academical
Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.
Episode 1630 min1983-01-31
The Stepanowicz Papers
Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.
Episode 1730 min1983-02-07
To Serve Weemawee All My Days
Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.
Episode 1830 min1983-02-14
No Substitutions
A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.
Episode 1930 min1983-02-21
No Joy in Weemawee
Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.
Episode 2030 min1983-03-07
The Arrangement
Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.