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America's Dumbest Criminals
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Episode 130 min1997-01-31
Sticking to the Job
In the first episode of Season 2 of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meet offenders who are "Sticking to the Job," enjoying "Naked Brunch," someone who becomes a "Locked-In Loser" and a total "Potty Mouth."
Episode 230 min1997-02-07
Towing Nowhere Fast
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll meet delinquents who think they're "Out of the Frying Pan," "Towing Nowhere Fast," one who is a "Starving Stooge," a total "Incompetent" and someone who is "Always on the Job."
Episode 330 min1997-02-14
Keyless Klutz
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meets offenders with nicknames like "Keyless Klutz," "Bad Liver Lady," "Cheap Trick" and "Stash Flash," we'll meet a "Wiener Dog" and hear some "Courthouse Rock."
Episode 430 min1997-01-24
Dial-A-Narc
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," culprits will "Dial-A-Narc," remind us you "You Only Live Vice," discover "Scales on the Roof," explore the "Second Time Around" learn "Baste Not, Want Not" and go "Out on a Limb."
Episode 530 min1996-01-21
Asinine Alibis
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals,"offenders use "Asinine Alibis," try on "Santa Clogs," reveal that they're a "Swinging Single" and remind you "Diamonds are a Kid's Best Friend."
Episode 630 min1997-02-07
Stuffed Turkey
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," culprits try to get away with a "Stuffed Turkey," meet "Swamp Things," someone will try "Taunting Car Robber" and we'll discover the misery of the "Safe Quakers."
Episode 730 min1997-01-31
Courting Trouble
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness delinquents "Courting Trouble," ones who "Batter Up, decide to start "Dumbin' in the Rough" and another who becomes a "Restaurant Roof Clown."
Episode 830 min1997-02-14
Bottled Up Robber
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the "Bottled Up Robber," "Fumigation Burglar" and experience a "Rocky Mountain High."
Episode 930 min1997-02-21
Shell Shocked
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," idiots will get "Shell Shocked," attempt the "Swipe and Wipe," experience "Heist Anxiety" and we'll witness the "Rice Man Cometh."
Episode 1030 min1997-02-28
Crate Escape
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," deliquents will attempt a "Crate Escape," show off their "Bad News Boobs," try on their "Gotta Be the Shoes" and make a "Pit Stop."
Episode 1130 min1997-03-07
Caught Off Guard
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminal,s" offenders will be "Caught Off Guard," experience "Squirrel Nut Speeder," realize they're "Not Out of the Woods" and request "One Moment Please."
Episode 1230 min1997-03-14
Easy Offed
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll see idiots get "Easy Offed," notice someone "Flew the Coop," meet "Helena Handbag" and get the "Door Jammed."
Episode 1330 min1997-03-21
The Boulder, The Stupider
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll understand "The Boulder, the Stupider," "Moon Over First Fed," see how "Brothers Cool Off" and experience the "Road Flasher."
Episode 1430 min1997-03-21
Helping Hands
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" someone gets "Helping Hands," a criminal gets a "Walked Dog, Curbed Brain," we witness "Chasing Lamey," and another struggles with "Shorts of Breath."
Episode 1530 min1997-04-04
Lights, Camera, Busted
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll see someone get "Lights, Camera, Busted," witness "A Gutsy Gal Applying Herself," see a criminal get "All Dressed Up" and ask "You Want Butter on Your Fingers?"
Episode 1630 min1997-04-11
Roller Bullies
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll laugh at "Roller Bullies, a "Motorhome Madman," the "Breaking of a Habit" and an instance of "Monkey Not See, Monkey Do."
Episode 1730 min1997-04-18
Rookie Robber
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a driver hands over more than his license, a pair of newlyweds get a gift they won't forget, a couple of rookie robber make a bad first impression and officers discover catching two dumb criminals is better than one.
Episode 1830 min1997-04-25
A Soggy Suspect
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a soggy suspect leaves a sopping trail for the cops, a shifty shopper checks out with more than his receipt, a casual crook makes a fashion faux pas and a man shoots mental blanks.
Episode 1930 min1997-05-02
A Boatload of Bozos
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a boatload of bozos toss more than their cookies in a high speed chase, a spaced-out suspect picks the wrong day to film home movies, a masked moron hitches the wrong ride home and a mugger makes sly moves on the wrong couple.
Episode 2030 min1997-05-09
Chilly Willy Strikes a Pose
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a chilly willy strikes a pose, a peculiar pinhead poaches a puppy, a sticky fingered felon gets his day in court and a chatty Cathy expresses her innermost thoughts.
Episode 2130 min1997-05-16
Follow-the-Loser
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a couple of kids have a counter fit, a man enjoys his room with a view, cops play a little follow-the-loser and a woman shares her arts and crafts secrets.
Episode 2230 min1997-05-23
Dress for Success
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals, " a drunk does some local landscaping, a crook takes an unusual pit stop, a burglar dresses for success and a suspect has the last word down at the station.
Episode 2330 min1997-05-30
An Indecent Proposal
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a man adds more than sugar to his coffee, a yuletide burglar gets caught with his pants down, a loser picks the wrong place to light up and a stoner makes an indecent proposal to a cop.
Episode 2430 min1997-06-06
Halloween Hoodlum
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a Halloween hoodlum picks the wrong clerk to hold up, an arguing couple lets a cop settle their differences, a bank robber gets robbed during his getaway and a crook gets caught with the goods after a car accident.
Episode 2530 min1997-06-13
Moronic Macarena
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a crook packs his bags and makes a run for it, a kid does a moronic Macarena on a friend's car, a salivating senior expresses his feelings for a local store, and a guy in his birthday suit gets pulled over for speeding.
Episode 2630 min1997-06-20
The Wrong Crustacean
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a careless criminal stuffs the wrong crustacean down his pants, a parachuter runs into a little technical difficulty, a confused crook runs right into the arms of the law and an escaped con forgets his glasses.
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